The Lost Episode Of Star Trek

Jul 18

Captain… we’re still fighting the Enterprise.Captain… we’re still fighting the Enterprise.

I ain’t afrai’ of no Enterprise.I ain’t afrai’ of no Enterprise.

Oh SHIT!!!!!!Oh SHIT!!!!!!

My God. This is playing out exactly as future-Picardsaid it would. We are all doomed. All of us, doomed.Why didn’t we listen to future-Picard?!My God. This is playing out exactly as future-Picard
said it would. We are all doomed. All of us, doomed.
Why didn’t we listen to future-Picard?!

Jul 11

Sir, Worf is having ano‮ht‬er b‮er‬akdown.Sir, Worf is having ano‮ht‬er b‮er‬akdown.

Do I look like I give a da‮nm‬? Keep shooting Deep Space Nine!Do I look like I give a da‮nm‬? Keep shooting Deep Space Nine!

Zap!Zap!

Crackers can’t hit the side of a 20th Century Barn.Crackers can’t hit the side of a 20th Century Barn.

Our shields are down to 99 percent! At this rate we’ll be destroyed in about a year! I think… wait a second? Where the hell am I ?Our shields are down to 99 percent! At this rate we’ll be destroyed in about a year! I think… wait a second? Where the hell am I ?

Jul 07

Pew pew pewPew pew pew

Oh no you di’n’t.Oh no you di’n’t.

Captain, we’re su‮ts‬aining heavy damage.Captain, we’re su‮ts‬aining heavy damage.

Don’t bo‮ht‬er me ri‮hg‬t now, bitch.Don’t bo‮ht‬er me ri‮hg‬t now, bitch.

Kaboom!Kaboom!