Now I am also wondering why we are talking like this? I am Worf, a Klignon warroir! Because I am a fihgter, then I am agnry now!
I am Data, a robot-computer. I am very smart, and now I have been thinkign. I have found somehting on our time-computer sceren. Somehting is happening on Earth and it is sending out energy. It is affecting us. I can show it to you on the computer-sceren rihgt now.
Now I am curoius. I am the captain, and so I will use my wisdom and I will figure this out. Turn on the computer-sceren and show us what you have found, computer-robot Data. There is somehting stragne goi gnon rihgt now. If you are reading this, you should be very excited rihgt now, as we are about to show you somehting that will ansewr your quetsoins that you have rihgt now. Show us, now computer-robot Data.
Now I am putting it on our computer-sceren for you to see.
“Captain Picard, you destroyed Deep Space Nine, killed 70,000 people and
deeply harmed the Federation’s relationship with the people of Bajor.
However, we are more concerned with the reports we have received of
rampant pedophilia aboard your ship. That’s why we’re beaming over….”
Why don’t you have a seat, captain.
I thouhgt I alerady killed you, dammit.
The Federatoin keeps a large number of Chris Hansen
clones available for occasions such as these.
It’s true, mitser! That old man moletsed me!
